Overheard

“Mom! Alex went through the fence! How am I supposed to pick that up?”

[Allen freezes in doorway]

[Boy turns, suddenly aware of Allen’s presence]

[Silence]

[Boy’s demeanor is indicative of a ‘deer in headlights’; both parties are frozen in space]

Allen thinks: “This is probably why I won’t get a pet anytime soon”

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