Birds

Allen: I see the birds are back.
Allister: Yes. It’s a nice thing to wake up in the morning to.
Allen: They’re not up yet.
Allister: Huh?
Allen: When I wake up, they’re not up yet.

[silence]

Allen: That’s sad, I wake up before the birds.

I guess I’m the earliest bird of ’em all.

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